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The Drunken Computer: A Retrospective (Best of '05​-​'08)

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Boy Day 02:48
Stuck in bed again You're so resolute About watching your TV shows It's your lazy bones Ill just have a day Ill just stay away I just seem to make you sad You just seem to make me mad There's a skeleton In the closet again I know that you seen it there Something in the air It's like you're tired of me I'm gettin' tired of me too It's like you're tired of me But girl what am I supposed to do? Think i'll go away By myself today I'm out for the evening Don't even try and call Got a communication breakdown And we're yellin' in the hall Now the neighbors down the way got They heads out of they doors And all the neighbors down the halls Are creepin' out in twos and fours Heart stop beatin' Fire come out his eyes Phone is screamin' but girl Got her alibis, and the Crowd is growin' Outside around the house They're poundin' on the window to the Rhythm of their shout, Get back Stuck in bed again You're so resolute 'Bout watchin' your TV shows It's your lazy bones
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Just like a man with an angry face You can't believe all the things he says Just like a man off a broken horse Laid up in a broken bed He's a man with an angry eye Cocked up at the stupid sky Just like man when he wants to stay at home Gonna go to the bar alone Can I have a pack of your cheapest lights? S'only way i'll make it through the night Can I have a case of your cheapest beer? S'only way ill make it outta here I'll take a bottle of your cheapest wine Yessir, man I think that'd be fine I'll get a bag of your cheapest smoke Poke holes in an apple core Ain't got a girl and I ain't got no car Don't got no money man, I don't get far I'm in and out of the city streets I'm in and out as the darkness creeps Almost lost all the friends I got Went east, I met a Hottentot Turned out to be a big shot Now I can't find all the cash I got October October madness October October sadness And now she's gone, I didn't see it coming Maybe I'm dumb But now I'm writing all this bullshit Where'd this bullshit come from? Girl girl, there's nobody else Girl girl, I put it all on the shelf Girl, my girl, all of you guys need to see This girl I got stickin' round here someday Waitin' for me
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Believer 04:15
I'm a believer in everything I see Pick up receiver and answer carefully Cause all the big men are coming To take you all away They may be here tomorrow, but they May be here today I'm a believer in everything, you see I'm gonna leave her hangin' from the trees You can hear her janglin' her keys And all the bad men are comin' With flowers in their hats I may believe in this but you know I can't get with that I wanna see her dancin' in the trees 7 outta 8 (no it aint so bad you know it) 7 outta 8 (no it aint so bad you know it) 7 outta 8 (no it aint so bad you know it) 7 outta 8 (no it aint so bad you know) I don't believe her, I'm giving her the freeze She is a mirror, her head filled up with bees Here all the bright men are comin' With pencils up in arms They'll write me in a corner Write me ringin' all alarms She's a deceiver lyin' through her teeth 7 outta 8 (no it aint so bad you know it) 7 outta 8 (no it aint so bad you know it) 7 outta 8 (no it aint so bad you know it) 7 outta 8 (no it aint so bad you know) 7 outta 8 (no it aint so bad you know it) 7 outta 8 (no it aint so bad you know it) 7 outta 8 (no it aint so bad you know it) 7 outta 8 (no it aint so bad you know)
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Can't Say 02:34
If I had the patience Or desire to, I'd learn how to say All of the things that you wanted But you've got yourself now And I don't know how to defend All of these things that we wanted Who, who are we foolin'? I don't know what we're doing With you so far away I can't say Who, who are we foolin'? I don't know what we're doing With you so far away I can't say
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Well, you're buckling in and You're packing your bag There's a girl at your side and You're playing a rag It's a tune you all know It's a tune you all know Well, yeah, we're leaving the city Now we're leaving the city For a buck and a half you could Get you a ride down the Side of the road For a buck ninety-five You could get you a girl You could get a good girl Well, now, we're leaving the city Yeah we're leaving the city (Are you fast as a cat? Are you fast as a cat? Are you fast as a cat now?)
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Baby's got a fever Put the back of my hand on On her little baby forehead Makes you sort of sorry sorry sorry Baby's got blue jeans Workin' for the man now Got your balls in his teeth Says it doesn't matter matter matter People got no money Work it down to the bone though And sometimes even smiling Makes you sort of sorry sorry sorry Thirty-something hours Sixty-five in all But, yeah, i'll be gone all tomorrow It'll only be another couple months now Baby's got a fever Put the back of my hand on On her little baby forehead Makes you sort of sorry sorry sorry Baby's gotten sicker Like a dog and I'm not so sure Baby's ever gonna pull out Makes you sort of sorry sorry sorry
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The Rest 04:11
I read the news today Same shit as yesterday Even the news is giving me the blues (You know you get it) I made the breakfast good Got dressed the best I could Work it away, they say that's the way to... You got what you wanted But I got the rest It's good food for thought but It's hard to digest And all of these stories Of fish in the sea They forget to, forget to mention How my baby comes back to me If she ever comes back to me This shit'll kill me yet A photo cigarette I got the time, Making a rhyme up It's easy, you know? You got what you wanted But I got the rest It's good food for thought but It's hard to digest And all of these stories Of fish in the sea They forget to, forget to mention How my baby comes back to me If she ever comes back to me
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You never expect it to happen But then when it does you think you're probably dreaming She stands apart from the faces Lipstick is running all across the dance floor She reappears back in a corner She's talking with all the boys who look like money But she's looking this way more intently It must be the blood that she's smelling boy now, innit? She's taking off all her clothes now She's dancing on top of the tables, she's naked The guys are all smiles, she is gorgeous Their girlfriends are shouting and yelling, it's a riot Beach blonde baby, gotta turn it over Beach blonde baby, its a summer song Beach blonde baby, gotta hit it sideways Beach blonde baby baby, get back gone Later, much later that evening We're back at out place, we're having people over She's in the hall by the bathroom She moves in slow motion, she's glowing and she's gliding You maybe think this is easy She's spread out like water up against the floorboards She's spilling all over the carpet I'm climbing the windowsill back to the doorway Beach blonde baby, gotta turn it over Beach blonde baby, its a summer song Beach blonde baby, gotta hit it sideways Beach blonde baby baby, get back gone

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released March 24, 2015

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